I like tight clothes, so I MUST be a whore.
I go to Saint John's So I MUST be gay.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulimic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must have a big dick.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I play softball, so i must be a lesbian.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me and I MUST go to hell.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south (west), so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be a part of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of boyfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and i don't like corperate America, i MUST be a terrorist
Im Russian, So I Must Not Like Anyone Outta My Race
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a skateboarder, so I must be a trouble maker and destroy everything.
I'm Peruvian, so I must not know how to make a living since I'm from a 3rd world country
I always hangout with my teamates, so i must be a stuck up jock.